JW random debate; episode one

Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusAugust 23, 2014Locked4049 Views76 RepliesTopics: Spinosaurus size; Dromaeosaur intelligience
With that out of the way...we begin..
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Ha!!! Many proclaim it's 9 tons!!! 60 feet as in length or height!?
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
*British Accent
I beg to differ my Predator friend. I propose Spinosaurus is 6-9 tons and 50 to 60 ft. The old chap is not as heavy as you think.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Tell life I don't want you're damn lemons, and then squeeze them into life's eyes!
Ha, foolish child, many have already told em about you... Yes I am!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
ARE ALL OF YOU OUT OFF YOUR MIND, SPINO WHAS PUNY, IT MUST OF WIGHTED 6 TONS AND BE AROUND 20 FTT
11 tons and 60 feet based on what?
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Quite simple, lad!!!!
Ya see laddy, 11 tons is a bit too much!!! Where's ya evidence???
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
*This just happened.*
My fellow Jurassic fans.
It's with an interesting twist, That I inform you, At 3 O'clock this afternoon, I discovered that dinosaurs truly are just lizards.
Just Lizards folks.
Just lizards.
Now, We are doing all we can to settle this as quickly as possible. But, This statement is Inaccurate.
Dinosaurs were lizards.
They were also very small. Especailly this "Spino"
Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way
Mug childhood? Ha here in the land of th Scots we beat them muggers with our bare hands!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Yes, my new evidence shows that they were extremely dumb, except for stegosaurs, they were possible the smartest dinosaurs in existence.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
SPINO FOR AL WE KNOW WALKED ON AL FOURS LIKE A CROC, AND ATE ONLY FSH, THAT MEANS ITS SMALL AND LIGTH
PLUS ITS JAWS ARE SO SAMLL THAT IT COULDN'T EAT MANY THINGS, MEANING ITS SMALL AND THIN
"Based on your childhood"?
My childhood was filled with 50 foot tyrannosaurus' and thirty foot triceratops. Does that make them legitamate? nope.
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
My fellow JW Members.
It has come to my attention, That.
You are all wrong.
THese are lizards.
Some had feathers.
Spino walked on it's front two feet.
It also ate Only salamanders.
Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way
MY CHILD HOOD WHAS FILLED WIHT SCALY TREXES AND NOW WE KNOW THEY WHERE ALMOST LIKE GAIANT CHIKENS