Top 10 Worst JP Deaths

The top 10 most brutal deaths in the JP trilogy...

10. Snatched by a Spino

Cooper thought he escaped the Spinosaurus and headed for the runway, hoping to catch the plane. Instead he got snatched up and devoured.

9. Mauled by Baby Rex

The slimy business man finally got his just desserts. Baby Rex and his dad showed us there is some justice in the world by brutally mauling Ludlow.

8. The Unlucky Bastard

He was so close to making it to the safety(?) of Blockbusters. Then the "unlucky bastard" got eaten by Papa Rex.

7. Death by a Hundred Compies

Ok, so no one really liked this guy, so it's OK. He had it coming to him. But man, of all the ways to go. 

6. The Long Grass

The hunters thought they'd escaped the T.rex parents when the ran into the tall grass. Well, what they didn't see coming(literally) was the pack of raptors ready to pounce and disembowl them all.

5. Neck Snapper

The last person to die in JP 3. Udesky almost made it. Then he got stabbed in the back and had his neck broken by the Velociraptors. Bummer.

4. When You Gotta Go You Gotta Go

Gennaro thought the bathroom would be a good place to hide from an angry T.rex. Then he got eaten while sitting on the toilet. Of all the times.

3. Clever Girl

The last guy to die in JP. Muldoon was possibly the coolest(or at least the most bad***) character in the movie. Then he got his face chewed off while the kids taunted the raptors with kitchen utensils.

2. Spit At Then Mauled

The book version was a lot more brutal, but this death was no pushover. Nedry was blinded, then mauled to death in his own Jeep. There was no escape.

1. Ripped In Half By Mom and Dad

Getting eaten by one T.rex is bad enough. Getting ripped in half by two is just cruel. I mean, my God, that's brutal. There's no other way to say it.