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Raptor-401

MemberAllosaurusMay 20, 20142417 Views26 Replies

 

Here it is, a fight of Rex and SPino brawling!!!

 

 

Alright, just kidding, this isn't a Rex vs. Spino fight. I just wanted to make sure you clicked here and you are reading this. Also I like joking around by scaring people. XD. Sorry if I almost gave any of the moderators heart attacks. You can get revenge on me anytime.

So, here it is, some dino puns and jokes!!!

Why Can't you hear a Pterodactly pee?

 

 

The 'p' is silent!!!

 

How would you know if a dinosaur was sleeping with you in your bed?

 

You would hear Dino-snores!!!

 

How do dinosaurs cut paper?

 

 

They use dino-cee-sors!!!

 

 

And last but not least,

 

Why did the Spinosaurus cross the road?

 

 

Because the Why did the chicken croos the road wasn't invented yet!!!

 

I know, this was pretty terrible, please forgive  me for making this discussion in the first place. This whole week has just been off for me. I promise I won't do this thype of thing ever again.

Also, click Here: Rex Comic to see see a funny comic about the T-Rex!!!

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

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Something Real
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RAPTOR401 - Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh, goofball! ;)
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Raptor-401
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Make sure to click on the funny rex comic!!!

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

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HAHAHA....you naughty little Raptor you!

THE LONE GUNWOMAN

"Let The Cosmic Incubation Begin" ~ H.R. Giger

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Elite Raptor 007
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hey, i got one for y'all :

 

Why did Dinosaurs Extinct ?

because if they not, there's no more room in ZOO !!

 

How can you tell if the Dino is female or male ?

the female was called DINAsaurus !!!!

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Jokes on you, my audio was turned off.

Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe in. -Brom-

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Raptor-401
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Dang it!!!

 

The last one was pretty good, 007.

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

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