The Last and Final Warning

Also Link has a spell that grants him immortality and he won't get any damage so...

OH GOD... WAIT A SECOND

Link can actually win this war by himself...

I call BS on all your little threats.

No, seriously. I never lie. When have I ever lied? But seriously, Link could win this war all on his own...

Why do you think the cowards of laketown needed a bow the size of a car and an arrow the size of a man to even weaken me? Because those puny sticks you call arrows did nothing agenst my hide, oh and that "weakness" that almost killed me has scene been covered up by a well placed diamond. Face it, you will lose this war.

Lets not bring book/game characters into this. This is a battle about Dinosaurs and god dammit that's the way it should be.

Eh, no. Link could kill you, the Light Arrows penetrate anything and his companion helps him to never miss his enemies, called L-Targetting. Face it Smaug, you're going to die in this war.

Oh, but you can put DRAGONS in and SMAUG, which is a GOD DAMN BOOK CHARACTER.

You've lied before: April Fools, That Ultimate Rex vs Spino.

Maybe we should take his threats seriously. Maybe the rebellion should surrender. I'm waving a white flag. Good bye war.

Just kidding. 

"GOD DAMN BOOK CHARACTER." Raptor-401 ~ 2014

I know, and April Fools is a joke. When have I LIED just for the sake of lying?

@Smaug so you admit you're going to die???...

No, I think I'm just going to go soak in some molten gold before I eat barbecued dinosaur.

Eh, I'll send Link to kill you the first minute.

I actually can send him now...

You have no possible way of knowing where I am. Send your little creature, I'd like a snack

Eh, Link's companion can be located. Also Linkc an turn invisble and has a form where he literally turns into an immortal God and can kill any enemy with his sword, even without a weak spot.

And what is to stop me from gently gliding over him only to smash him with my foot?

he has a spell that has anunbreakble shield o you could crush him, your foot wouldn't be able to crush it.

Please reply, I am having lots of fun right now.

gently glide as in stealth, as in he won't know I'm here until he's already a red puddle.

It was a Pokemon reference.

Eh, his companion would immediately notify him. ANd he can't die in his form, also he has stuff that would immediately resurrect him once dead.

I don't think you can get bow and arrows in Pokemon...

I believe I can flyyyyyyyyy........

Heh, so you finally admit defeat?

I admit I can wait until the spell has worn off, then turn link into a red puddle.

Actually Link can obtain unlimited magical power.

No, but Ice type moves are x4 effective on Dragon/Flying types.

besides that, Smaug is on your side. Why, in the first place, would you give me advice on how to defeat a possibly very strong soldier?

That is a good point raptor...........

That is a good point UCMP.

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