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The Legacy of Raptor401: The Next Generation: Chapter 5

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Bet you guys were expecting to read chapter 5, weren't you?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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Lord Vader
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Ah yes, dealing with April fools jokes. Besides drinkin beer and wastin bullets, that's my kinda night. Usually, there's one in every crowd, but the bullets are in the gun with you guys. I'll just roll that barrel out and grab my red solo cup because it's five o clock somewhere. Maybe I'll drink a beer and ride my big green tractor and listen to the night train because that's the only way I know. 

 

Seriously, respond to the references you guys caught onto there, I put a whole crap load in there.

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Dude, aren't you 15?

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That's right, I just made a bunch of country references because that my kind of party. How do you like me now? Every storm runs out of rain, but until then, I'm still cleaning this gun. What hurts the most with these jokes is that they're so predictable and I still fall for them. Eh, gonna take a look at my dirt road diary and hang out with my blood brothers tomorrow and enjoy fast cars and freedom, maybe take a little ride in my Jeep since I'm crazy enough.

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Okay...

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Lord Vader
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Oh. So you guys can post these troll topics, but I'm not allowed to joke around making references to country music? It's all just fun and games.

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...I don't know anything about country folklore and culture...

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Hey, I can drink to that all night. This is how we roll. Now I'm gonna sit back and play it again because tonight it's bottoms up and I'm just lettin' the night roll. MrHappy, you know what I'm talkin about. It's a helluva life.

 

PS- More country references, haha

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A few members will catch on.

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Raptor-401
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I will never drink beer EVER in my life.

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Lord Vader
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Truck yeah, I see you.

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I guess so...

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Country must be country wide. Right now I'm just chillin it. Gotta love that American ride.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98
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Lord Vader
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Down in the trailerhood I've got beer for my horses. I was blown away that 401 didn't get any of them. It was great the way we had it before everything became automatic. It takes all kinds of kinds, but the boys round here seem up for a hell raisin' good time.

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...Please don't bring me into this...

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Lord Vader
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 Yet another reference. Gonna get a little mud on the tires tomorrow when I'm not online. Almost at 3 000 posts. I wonder if I could hit that making country references. I'm gonna stay here until I hit 3000.

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I can't wait till I get to...

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lord Vader
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That joke is so overused.  

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I know, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

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Lord Vader
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I might go redneck crazy with these jokes. 

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Raptor-401
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Which jokes? Why so serious?

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Lord Vader
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Yet another reference. Really have to make these obvious or you won't pick up on it. Honkytonk badonkadonk.

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It's a me, Mario!

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's all I could come up with...

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Lord Vader
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I'm bout out of references. Damn shame too, almost had some whiskey in my water.

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STOP IT.

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Lord Vader
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Really? Don't ask me no questions. 

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Just kidding, it's just that we always seem to talk back and forth a lot in my discussions...

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Nothing wrong with that. I'm ready for warm weather so I can be in suntan city without having to go on vacation down south.

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I know, I like it when we have conversations. I like it.

Seriously, I have no god damn clue of what you are talking about.

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Light it up, just hit 3000 posts.

 

Just a whole bunch of country references. I'm out of ones that make sense without sounding awkward in this situation.

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Well, congratulations on you're 3000th post, sure hope that accomplishment isn't too far away from me. Off topic question, but do you think I should get an N64? I mean, you own one, right?

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Lord Vader
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It took me a year and a month to hit 3000, just for reference.

 

I'd recommend an N64. Love that system. 

 

I'm out for the night, reached my goal for the night, and it's past 10:30.

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Good night, I guess I should buy it. But then again, I am VERY happy with my good ol' Gamecube.

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I did catch some of those references, but not most of them and Raptor... How did I deserve this torture?

Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe in. -Brom-

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MrHappy, you mentioned warmer weather. I can't wait till it's sunny and 75, but right now I'm stuck in colder weather. 

 

Got a few more references in there ;)

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98
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Lord Vader
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Looks like the weather is just doin what she likes right now.

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Yeah, and I keep asking myself why. It just won't let go of this crazy town.

 

Raptor, sorry we took over your post, haha. That's how we do it round here and that's how country boys roll ;)

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98
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It's getting to the busy time of year, so I've got a lot of leavin left to do now while rain is a good thing. With any luck, I'll get the wheels rollin on my Jeep and put some mud on the tires.

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Sorry UCMP, just the spirit of April Fools!

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