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In spirt of April fools

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MemberCompsognathusApril 01, 20145482 Views12 Replies

I belive we should post some dinosaur joke on here because of april fools here one I believed was funny post in the comment the one you thought here funny or post your own

 

What’s the best way to talk to a Velociraptor?

Long distance 

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Lord Vader
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If, for whatever reason, someone gets mad, this topic will be closed immediately.

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Why can't you hear a Pteranodon go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe in. -Brom-

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Sorry I posted so many, I couldn't resist, haha.

 

PS- MrHappy, I agree.

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Thanks for agreeing Rex Fan.

Here's two more.

 

 

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(Why did I post this if I don't believe in evolution?)

 

 

 

Y'all in a good mood now? Alright, I'll find more in a second.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster

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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saurus.

What do you call a blind dionsaur's dog?

Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.

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@Gorjira,

I think you were the first one to add JP jokes.

“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster

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I couldn't help it. I just had to.

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.

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Challange.

 

Accepted.

 

 

(I find this one kinda sad.)

 

 

 

 

 

(IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW)

 

 

(I think I may just do that...)

 

 

(I'm not super religous, I prefer Evolution, But I found this funny)

 

(AHHAHAHA)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry for long post, but it was nessicary 

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All excellent pictures Paden. Haha, I will destroy you. *Museum gets bombed*

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@Paden,

 

So a Cyanide and Happiness comic? I'll be right back

*Rapidly searches internet for dinosaur comic*'

Meh. Also, check out my new fansite piece of news!

“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster

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Nice pictures.

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

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