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In spirt of April fools

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MemberCompsognathusApr-01-2014 12:30 PM

I belive we should post some dinosaur joke on here because of april fools here one I believed was funny post in the comment the one you thought here funny or post your own

 

What’s the best way to talk to a Velociraptor?

Long distance 

( '_')=mm=('_' ) brofist

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Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexApr-01-2014 12:57 PM

If, for whatever reason, someone gets mad, this topic will be closed immediately.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

UCMP 118742

MemberCompsognathusApr-01-2014 1:15 PM

Why can't you hear a Pteranodon go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe in. -Brom-

Rex Fan 684

MemberCompsognathusApr-01-2014 1:35 PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry I posted so many, I couldn't resist, haha.

 

PS- MrHappy, I agree.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexApr-01-2014 2:10 PM

Thanks for agreeing Rex Fan.

Here's two more.

 

 

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Sci-Fi King25

MemberAllosaurusApr-01-2014 2:47 PM

 

 

 

 

(Why did I post this if I don't believe in evolution?)

 

 

 

Y'all in a good mood now? Alright, I'll find more in a second.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster

Gojira2K

MemberCompsognathusApr-01-2014 2:53 PM

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saurus.

What do you call a blind dionsaur's dog?

Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.

Sci-Fi King25

MemberAllosaurusApr-01-2014 3:09 PM

@Gorjira,

I think you were the first one to add JP jokes.

“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster

Gojira2K

MemberCompsognathusApr-01-2014 3:14 PM

I couldn't help it. I just had to.

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.

x_paden_x

MemberCompsognathusApr-01-2014 3:52 PM

Challange.

 

Accepted.

 

 

(I find this one kinda sad.)

 

 

 

 

 

(IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW)

 

 

(I think I may just do that...)

 

 

(I'm not super religous, I prefer Evolution, But I found this funny)

 

(AHHAHAHA)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry for long post, but it was nessicary 

Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way

Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexApr-01-2014 3:56 PM

All excellent pictures Paden. Haha, I will destroy you. *Museum gets bombed*

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Sci-Fi King25

MemberAllosaurusApr-01-2014 4:13 PM

@Paden,

 

So a Cyanide and Happiness comic? I'll be right back

*Rapidly searches internet for dinosaur comic*'

Meh. Also, check out my new fansite piece of news!

“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster

Raptor-401

MemberAllosaurusApr-01-2014 5:36 PM

Nice pictures.

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

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