In spirt of April fools

Ultra Predator
MemberCompsognathusApril 01, 20145482 Views12 RepliesI belive we should post some dinosaur joke on here because of april fools here one I believed was funny post in the comment the one you thought here funny or post your own
What’s the best way to talk to a Velociraptor?
Long distance
( '_')=mm=('_' ) brofist
If, for whatever reason, someone gets mad, this topic will be closed immediately.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Why can't you hear a Pteranodon go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe in. -Brom-
Sorry I posted so many, I couldn't resist, haha.
PS- MrHappy, I agree.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a blind dionsaur's dog?
Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
@Gorjira,
I think you were the first one to add JP jokes.
“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster
I couldn't help it. I just had to.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
Challange.
Accepted.
(I find this one kinda sad.)
(IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW)
(I think I may just do that...)
(I'm not super religous, I prefer Evolution, But I found this funny)
(AHHAHAHA)
Sorry for long post, but it was nessicary
Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way
All excellent pictures Paden. Haha, I will destroy you. *Museum gets bombed*
Jack of all trades. Master of none
@Paden,
So a Cyanide and Happiness comic? I'll be right back
*Rapidly searches internet for dinosaur comic*'
Meh. Also, check out my new fansite piece of news!
“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster