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Not entirely sure SFK. Pretty sure joined forces and I'm in charge of both now. Will you be joining us aboard the Death Star on Teusday?

@JPC: My favorite is either Blue or Delta.  Can't decide: Blue felt more like a character, but Delta killed Hoskins (:D).

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure JPC was with the DAF. Anyone remember the whole dice and PM battle system? :)

JPC, we are the Rebellion. We called a cease fire between the Rebellion and DAF. Being the superior side, the Rebellion is in charge of the DAF. I, being in charge of the Rebellion, am also in charge of the DAF. 

Yes GG, through superior weaponry, we will have peace. Anyone who dares mess with us will be blown to bits (along with their home planet).

Anybody there?

Vader are we the Rebellion or the DAF? Or is the DAF the Rebellion?

With the Death Star under our belt, nothing will stand in our way of complete Raptor Equality. The war last year did not go our way, but this year, it will. We will usher in a new era of Inter-dinosaurian prosperity, and at-last, we will have.....Peace.....

Okay Tacos it is. 

BTW which is your favorite raptor?

JP

TLW JP

JP/// Female

JP/// Male

Blue

Echo

Charlie

Delta

And of the JW raptors, who's your favorite?

My personal favorite is Delta

Yes, and Tacos. Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday. Today is beat the crap out of your annoying coworker Monday. 

Sure why not, I love clones. 501st. Vaders Fist. 

If I'm not mistaken, yeah, you were. Will you be joining us aboard the Death Star?

Oh also forgot:

Carnotaurus

New Raptor Squad (unique designs)

Nah I actually liked Rexy's send off in JW, hope thats the last we see of her. (But I have my doubts for that)

Lol! I remember! XD I just jumped on because everyone was arguing, it was fun! I remember people trying to sway me to their sides. Vader (Mr. Happy) I think I was on your side.

GG, if I'm not mistaken, we called a cease fire. I'm pretty sure we even joined forces. If not, sure, let's get on that. Pretty sure we are all Rebellion now. Works for me. 

You know what I really hate?

Oh boy. I'm listening.

People. I think we should blow up a planet full of 'em.

Why?

Shits and giggles mostly.

Why don't we just accept what we have and go power crazy later?

Because you only let me talk for like, a month out of the year.

Yeah, a month too much.

You're a dick.

Yet, I'm in charge and no one questions my authority.

Because you're a dick and you'll kill them if they do. 

The fact that I can choke someone over a camera phone or a live feed is irrelevant. No one questions me. 

We will squeeze the DAF, until they tell us the whereabouts of these traitors. At-last we will see the final destruction of the DAF, and the end of it's insignificant leaders.

MG, he's on our side.

Alright, but he better learn to show me some respect. I am in charge after all.

No, I'm in charge. 

MG9097 expects some respect from you. Basically, don't talk to him unless he talks to you and you're golden. 

@Lord Vader: Death Star

I know. MG9097 doesn't understand that though. 

Is he coming for tacos?

Ill ask. 

MG9097 wants to know if you'll be joining us on the Death Star for Tacos on Teusday. If you're on our side, you can participate in all the festivities (Taco Teusday, Wing Wednesday, kick the crap out of your irritating coworker Monday, among our other past times). However, if you decide to go against us, we have a Death Star and we've only tested it out once. We'd love to test it out again. 

@Lord Vader: Hey, I'm new around here.

When she says... 'awesome', I wonder how awesome she's really talking about! CAUSE THAT IS SOMETHING I MUST KNOW!!

@Lord Vader: Thanks.  Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for helping me come all this way.

Hmmmm, perhaps instead of a hungry T-Rex she will now outrun a group of super fast genetically perfected Raptors while running on high heels.

Of course she will also try to communicate with them through the use of grunts and moans, after which she can use her skirt as a parachute when jumping off a very high cliff. 

Yeah, Jurassic World was pretty ridiculous sometimes, so I wonder how much more ridiculous these movies might get. 

Nice fight. You know who I was rooting for. 

Did I just hear what I think I heard!!? "Who's MG9097"? Who's MG9097!? Can you believe that!? I, MG9097, short for "Major General 9097", am the most feared individual around! I am fear, I am death, I am.........

MG9097, shut up! No one cares about your "I am fear, I am death, I am....." BS. You are a psychopath with a little too much freedom because you only come around every so often.

I am not a psychopath! I am right!

We went over this dammit! Do you want me to tell them your secret?

You already told them about the Death Star.

I'm not talking anything weapon related.

You wouldn't.

You and me both know, I would.

Asshole.

MG9097 is my alter ego. I get angry, I become MG9097. It doesn't happen very often, just about this time of year. Also, when you say you rebel, does that mean you are joining the Rebellion, or are you rebelling against me?

GG, go for it. 

Also, Tacos on Teusday, all members of the Rebellion and its allies are invited. 

Tacos?

Yes MG, tacos. You won't get any if you don't shut up.

I'll behave. 

Good.

JPC, what about Rexy?

T-Rex wasn't the main antagonist; the Raptors were.  She was merely the anti-heroine.

JPC, it would depend on which Spino they use: JP3 or the 2014 reconstruction.

@Lord Vader: I rebel.

Lord Vader- Can I be an Inquisitor?

Who's "MG9097?"

I finally got it to work! :D

XD

Also, JPS, we didn't fight officially, we just kinda acted like children. You have this, well I have this. Kinda like that annoying childhood friend meme, but we just got more and more annoying. Let's not have a repeat of that. 

Besides, I have a Death Star if anyone screws with me. 

There were two teams, yes. The Rebellion and the DAF. If I'm not mistaken, we did call a cease fire. We never really determined who was in charge, but seeing as to how I'm the highest ranking that still remains from either side, I'll take charge. 

TLW JP Junior Rex

JP/// Spinosaurus

New Raptors, unique designs (It's not JP without em to me)

JP/// Ceratosaurus

T-Rex

Metricanthosaurus

Baryonyx

Suchomimus

Dilophosaurus

Apatosaurus

Brachiosaurus

Triceratops

Parasaurolophus

Mosasaurus

Pteranodon

Ankylosaurus

Sinraptor

Allosaurus

Hybrids:

Raptor sized Indominus Rexes

New hybrid

Hmmm

I'll pick mine

Wasn't there two teams, or did we combine? Can't remember who's side I was on... But I still remember posting tons of GIFs because they're so much fun! =D 

I feel it'd be fine. If the movie was good (which it was) and the people making it knew what they were doing, then yes, it'd be cool. Plus this was pre-big-fish-eater-JP/// T-Rex killer- era. I think it'd be just fine. If anything, I think it'd be more intimidating. 

I'm a new member, how do we fight Raptors?

@DenachikasuchusRex_4: Hello there!

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