How to Survive THE ESCAPE !

LOL....wow TG....my idea is really that good? Well....Dinosaurs is just like surviving a zombie outbreak. 1. Stay Calm [img]http://media-cache0.pinterest.com/upload/40673202854168375_pB8nbA17_b.jpg[/img] 2. Look for the nearest sign. Too know your current location. [img]http://www.jurassicparkjeep.com/signs/dilo_thumb.png[/img] 3. Stay with a crowd. Hate to say it but, the more people the better you are, not getting picked off!!! [img]http://www.yourprops.com/norm-478ccb7f1a18c-Jurassic+Park+(1993).jpeg[/img] 4. Head to the nearest Security Shed. But don't linger...get what you need. Walkie-Talkies, water, first-aid, shotguns etc. And press on foward though the rest of the island. Do not stay in a enclosed area with underground hallways IT IS THELAST PLACE YOU WANT TO BE!!!!! [img]http://gamershark88.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/singing-raptor1.jpg[/img] 5. Stick to the tour-road. It leads to many key points on the island. Don't go wander off, into the thick jungle, and get loss!!! [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120912195714/jpfanon/images/4/45/Jurassic_gates-1-.jpg[/img] 6. Do NOT head to the Visitor Center!!!! Incase of a island-wide escape. Many tourist will head back in a panic! Trampling over one another, impeading security who's trying to gain order from the chaos. Many will be maim or killed in the rush to the heli-pad on top. And the constant yelling and screaming...."JUST LIKE RINGING THE DINNER BELL!" [img]http://images.wikia.com/jurassicpark/images/6/6e/T-Rex_in_main_lobby_in_Visitor_Center_JP_Telltale.jpg[/img] 7. Head to the Docks!!!! Be smart, and sadly play Dog-eat-Dog! While everyone is fighting each other to race to the last of the helicoptors. One should with carefulness, head to the docks, and take a boat. Not a large one, but one that is able to get you back too the mainland. [img]http://www.telltalegames.com/images/newsletter/volEXiss16/dockconcept_lg1.jpg[/img] 8. And lastly...if you come across a large carnivore on Jurassic Park 2.0...say a Spinosaurs, Giganotosaurs, and lastly Tyrannosaurus Rex! Don't stand still. The Lost World showed that Site B T-Rexes can still see you even it you don't move! Heed my advice when coming across these 3 large theropods..... [img]http://thedocumentary.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/t-rex.gif[/img] "EVERY MAN/WOMAN FOR THEMSELVES......RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!" That's all I can come up with. Well that's my WAY of surviving the ESCAPE. Anyother ideas?.....I know everyone has thought of this before :)

OMG thats Brilliant!!! I am SO sticking with you during The Escape !! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [b]but[/b] if you include my version of the story... there are massive Marine reptiles and sharks... so the boat would have to be of a decent size and preferably NOT an inflatable dinghy!! ha ha ha ha ha hah [img]http://carcharodonmegalodon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/megalodon-eating-dinosaur.jpg[/img] [img]http://grouchymuffin.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/megalodon4.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.underwatertimes.com/news2/pliosaur.jpg[/img]

Also Ive been thinking If I was attacked by a T-Rex... Im not so sure I could outrun it So I reckon it would be better to run directly towards it and under its legs trying to avoid its tail as it turned around It doesnt have the arms to reach you there and its head and Jaws wouldnt be able to get you if you were Just behind it you would have to watch out for its feet though..... I remember a tricky little field mouse that My dog and cat tried to catch... it was so clever it knew it couldnt outrun them so it ran right under my golden retriever..and he could not get him while the mouse was under his belly... and the cat just glared cause it dare'nt go under the dog!! ha ha ha ha ha ha so I learnt a lot about surviving a T-Rex attack from that little Field mouse! : ) [img]http://pic.blackberryseeker.com/bb/wallpapers/upPics/200911/Clever-Mouse.jpg[/img]

what kind of equipment would be best to take from the security shed? would a gun even work againts thick dino skin?? you could always use teamwork??? : ) [img]http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ata/lowres/atan1324l.jpg[/img]

I love this thread T G.. Clever field mouse by the way. To out-smart a dog is one thing but to out-smart a cat is a mouse who is extremely smart. What would I do to survive? Well I would plan ahead before even going to the dino park. The first step is to contact TyrannosaurusImperator and offer a free ticket to the dino park. The second step is that TyrannosaurusImperator and I would be at the park when the crap hits the fan, T- Imp implements the "stay safe" plan and both of us walk out alive.... What sort of equipment would I get from the shed? One rope, which I would tie to TyrannosaurusImperator so that we would not get separated while the plan is being implemented.... In case you haven't noticed TyrannosaurusImperator, I like your plan.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Albert I so agree Im sticking with T-IMP too ties some rope around her waist and waits for T-IMP : D