Why Jurassic Park III Sucks

I already did why Jurassic World sucks, so with Jurassic Park III being the other worst in the series, this was bound to happen. I'm gonna keep this intro short, so here's why Jurassic Park III sucks.

The characters are unbearable. Amanda Kirby is one of, if not the absolute worst character in the entire series, and Paul isn't much better. She takes out a megaphone and screams her son's name. On an island. Populated by dinosaurs. There's Billy, who is good at first, until he steals the Raptor eggs like a greedy boi. The only character I like is Alan Grant, but he's a shadow of the great character he was in the first film. When he finds out that Billy has the eggs, HE KEEPS THEM.

There's the plot. Again, humans go to an island with dinosaurs, but here, the reason is very weak. The Kirby family's son is stranded on the island when he was with their friend. This makes Paul and Amanda look very dumb and irresponsible. I know humans are flawed, but these two are just idiots.

The movie also has moments that are just dumb. Alan has a dream about a talking Raptor, which is very corny and doesn't belong in a Jurassic Park movie. Of course, there's the polarising fight between the T.rex and the Spinosaurus. Not only is the fight thirty seconds of BS, but it split the dinosaur fanbase, which brings me to the final reason.

It created Spino fanboys. These obnoxious kids have been plaguing me and my friends on YouTube for much of 2017, which is partially why Spinosaurus dropped down to the lower end of my top ten favourite dinosaurs for a while. Spinosaurus fanboys act like S.aegyptiacus is some sort of deity, even though no dinosaur is. They also blindly hate T.rex, but I think that no animal deserves hate. The fanboys also will go apeshit if you say that another dinosaur, which doesn't even have to be a Rex, can kill a Spino. Because of this movie and JW, I'm gonna stop following the JP series if Fallen Kingdom sucks.