I'm a pretty dark person. I work at a party rental company (mostly I deliver bouncy castles to houses and events). My coworker and I are scary similar (all things considered, just by spending time with us and even looking at us standing side by side, you'd think we are siblings).
Let's just say, the other day we had a delivery to a mosque. We saw that on the paper and automatically assumed we'd be dealing with a Muslim customer. Called the guy to confirm everything, perfect English, I could understand every word he said. Coworker asks me if I understood what I said and I told her he sounded white. We get there, she sees the one white guy there and asks if he's the guy I called. Once he was out of ear shot, I looked at her and said, "So, you see one white guy and automatically assume it's the guy we are looking for?" She laughed and said f*ck off and get this done. After we left, we were making Muslim jokes all the way to the next drop off, where the guys struck us as gay. Once we left there, gay jokes.
All in all, my coworker/best friend and I are horrible people when no one can hear us.
