Velociraptor Awareness

Well the highest are actually 25 tons--50,000 pounds.

oh they retested since i last found the info

Hey, Vader, you there?

Yeah, what's up?

My neck hurts.

Might have something to do with the fact that we were decapitated.

How did we survive that one?

The force.

The force?

Yeah, the force. It kept us alive long enough to find people that would help us get back in one piece.

But how were you a ghost then?

Power. I have the ability to bounce between reality and the spirit world.

Cool. So what are we doing now?

Surviving.

But I want to kill people.

We can do that too, but first we have to get back to the battle station.

But they were taken over.

Not DS3.

When we get there, will there be people to hug me?

All the hugs you want. But.....

But what?

You have to shut up and let me do what I have to do first.

Ok. No problem.

Blowsup DS3 with Necro Star

Waaaayy ahead of ya buddy. Also, thought we were tight--very upset.

So I have a secret base. What if I want to sleep and be left alone or something? I'm not plotting against you, I have no desire to. Too much effort. 

Yeah, we just need to kick back, take off the suit, and relax in the hot tub while we blow up a planet for shits and giggles. At this point, we don't care anymore. Leave us be and we'll leave you be. 

Zzzzzzzzz

I agree.

You can only take your suit off in special meditation chambers Vader/MG9097

It's my battle station, don't you think I'd have that kind of shit? I know that and it is well equipped for my lazy days. TV (movie screen size) meditation chambers, everything I need to keep myself entertained.

Well if you can have your own base I'm making my own

^Tyrant you must consult me on that first.

^Well...can I?

What kiiinnd of base?

Still wondering how warning the community of a potential Velociraptor attack turned into this.

^Your eradicated go back to the ghost realm.

*annoucer voice*

Previously on The Adventures of Lord Vader and MG 9097, our heroes made their way back to DS3 to relax, but can they? Stay tuned to find out.

Dammit! How the hell does that always happen!?

I guess I'm just that good.

Maybe if you'd quit cheating!

I never got disqualified, so was I actually cheating?

I hate playing Mario Kart with you.

Then why did you suggest it?

I was bored.

Wanna play COD Zombies?

Let's do it. COD is less infuriating than Mario Kart.

Only because you suck at Mario Kart.

@GG: SUPAH STAH DESTROYAH ALL THE WAY!

Can I kill the crew?

Only if they are jackasses who fuck around.

I WANT BLOOD GODDAMNT!!!!!!

You can get it if I'm pissed.

My bloodlust must be satisfied...

NOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!

...

I was going to make "NOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!" giant but that shit is not available anymore.

Ikr deal with it

I deal with that shit all the time!

Yes but i thought you were used to that shit

It still pisses me off

I know, like this stupid-ass shit-fuck that is my keyboard

I want it to buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnn!!!

Well so do I.

*Leaves to Super Star Destroyer to play Happy Wheels*

No one else here?  I cried...for years...

WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE?!

Whoa, whoa, calm your tits.

Bruh.  I don't have tits.

It's an expression.

No shit Sherlock

Then why did you say you don't have tits?

I hate you.

The feeling is mutual.

I really do not think this article has any remaining relevance left, but for Imperial history--I will leave it up.

This is now a shits and giggles topic, like many from a few years back.

^Debating whether it should be kept open or not.

(My email was getting clogged up with messages because of this. ;-;)