THE ADVENTURES OF ROBERT MULDOON AND HIS MAGICAL SHORT-SHORTS Episode 6 "finding newman"
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MemberCompsognathusJan-15-2015 3:34 PMBEFORE YOU READ THIS! IF YOU HAVENT READ THE PREVIOUS CHAPTORS THAN DON'T START WITH EPISODE SIX! YOU WILL BE LOST! YOU CAN FIND THE PREVIOUS FIVE ON MY PAGE!
Robert Muldoon sat in the control room along with John Hammond and Ray Arnold. the monitors all had been flashing, and systems were failing all over the whole park. "Systems are failing all over the whole park." Ray said. "Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!"
Muldoon understood it was his time to shine, he started to search every vending machine on the entire island, then he realized that it was raining outside, and he didn't have a coat. As his mother always told him, "Good bad a$$es don't catch nemonia." So Muldoon followed a trail of razor blades back to the controll room. John Hammond had a look of dread on his face seeing Muldoon return with out Nedry. "Where did the vehicles stop?"
The three looked to the monitor, though already knowing where the cars were. Arnald cleared himself a space, and began to try to find Nedry's virus only to be greated by..."Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!"
"Please! God damnit, i hate this heck of crap!"
Muldoon scooted infront of the computor, "OH MY GOD, IT'S A GIF! IT'S 1993 AND THATS A GIF, JURASSIC PARK INVENTED THE GIF! (really)" Hammond asked to contact the vehicles, only for Ray to find out that the phones were out to, "The phones are out to." Ray said. John turned to Muldoon, "Robert i wonder if you'd be good enough to...take a geust jeep...and bring back my grandchildren."
"UGGGGGH, FIIIIIINE!"
"I'm going with him." Ellie said.(i don't know were she came from but that's just how the scene went) Muldoon and Ellie took a guest jeep towards Rexy's fortress of solitude to discover one of the cars missing, the fence broken, and the bathroom wrecked. In the wreckage the two find Ian Malcom and decide he isn't ecxtendable because he is a comic releif charactor, after Ian is loaded onto the jeep he is left while the others look at the other car. "THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!"
"Anybody uh hear um that? That's uh an um impact, impact, impact term is uh what it um is...IS?" Muldoon and ellie aperantly heard it, because they were running towards the jeep. They hopped on the car, and easily the best charactor came crashing throught the trees..."OH YEAH! HERE COMES KOOL-AID, HERE COMES KOOL-AID, HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!"
"Get off the stick! Let me move!"
"Uh it's your um fault, no one uh drives stick shift any uh more."
"Dinosaur overboard!" Rexy said.
But our heros lost Rexy and continued back to the controll room. Ray Arnold had gone to shut down the power and reboot the system,"Were are the breakers?" Muldoon asked. "Maintnance shed, other end of compound, i'll just stroll down the road, you know?" Ray said. "Now just to be safe i want everyone in the security bunkers."
TEN MINUITES LATTER-
"Something went wrong, im going to get the power back on." Ellie said. "You can't just stroll down the road, you know? Im going with you." Sattler made it to the shed to turn on the power as Muldoon's spider scences were tingiling. Muldoon knew that the raptors were near by, jurassic park had three velociraptor antirehupos. 1 Levern, levern is the raptor that killed Ray Arnald, she was the very slender one. 2 Sherly, the smallest of the three, Sherly lies out in the open so that a larger raptor attacks the pray from the side. 3 The Big One, also nown in raptor languadge as Brussle, six foot four and full of muscle, the leader of the pack. Muldoon was aware of them being nearby, he could feel it in his short-shorts, he nelt down and asked for there advice, the shorts spoke, "The lesson of the day is to let go of the past and keep moving forward." "Thank you." Muldoon said
-stay tuned for episode sevan! (but you probably relise that it wont be...very, well we left of at the part were Muldoon is all like "Go, run now! Ive got her!" so you guys can probably figure what happens, sorry.
"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom
Sci-Fi King25
MemberAllosaurusJan-15-2015 4:34 PMI'm happy to find out this returned! :) Kool-Aid man? MAJOR PLOT TWIST.
“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster
Silver_Falcon
MemberCompsognathusJan-15-2015 5:36 PMPLOT TWIST
Muldoon uses the power of his mystical magical short-shorts to go super saiyan and knock the raptors out before teleporting to isla sorna where he fought dinosaurs until his employment as the TF2 Sniper.
CANON
Here, have a waffle (-'.')-#
indiana jones
MemberCompsognathusJan-15-2015 5:44 PMthank you falcon, but i have other plans in mind, i do like the super san (mind if i might use it, i'll give you a shout out?" lets just say, if you like jp the game than youll like the next episode
"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom
Silver_Falcon
MemberCompsognathusJan-15-2015 7:09 PMBy all means use the super saiyan bit. It is the only way to explain the screams.
(In proper DBZ fshion you could even spend an entire episode purely about him going saiyan!)
Here, have a waffle (-'.')-#
Primal King
MemberCompsognathusJan-15-2015 7:20 PMYEEESSSSSS!!!
Btw, its "Hacker crap." Not "heck of crap."
"If you can't see it... It's already too late."
-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)
Something Real
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJan-15-2015 7:57 PMDR. JONES - Hahaha! That was bloody wonderful! I am so very pleased you have continued this series! I greatly enjoy the manner in which you build up to the punch-lines in your work! How very excellent! Thank you for sharing this with us! :)