Dinosaur Jokes

Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexJune 23, 201425363 Views38 Replies

Yes, I do remember what happened last time we had a joke thread. I think we can all handle it however, so I thought "Why not?" I've got a few rules, don't worry, they're easy to follow.

1: Keep it clean. No cussing, nothing sexual, and don't imply it either

2: Be friendly. Don't get angry if you don't like a joke.

Just remember, if you don't like something you see here, vacate the topic ASAP. If this topic takes a turn for the worse, I will not hesitate to lock it, and neither will Rex Fan.

Remember guys, a little joke never hurt anyone, so enjoy.

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Raptor-401
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June 23, 2014

I mean topics/discussions.

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

Rex Fan 684
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June 23, 2014

Ah. Well, I made another meme...

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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June 23, 2014

Haha, I love it Rex Fan.

I believe what 401 is saying is that is his reaction when someone posts three or more topics in a rather short time.

Also, love the Rex eating King Kong, that would have probably been the outcome if Kong wasn't the main character.

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June 23, 2014

Glad you liked the pics.

Made yet another meme...

(I'm gonna end up making tons of these now)

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Lord Vader
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June 23, 2014

Haha, now make one about Spino.

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Rex Fan 684
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June 23, 2014

Ok, I'll see what I can do.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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June 23, 2014

"Was a fish eater."

"People bitch when it's called a fish eater."

I'm not the most creative as you can tell.

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June 23, 2014

Here's a Spino one...

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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June 23, 2014

Haha, nice. I'm out for the night.

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Something Real
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June 23, 2014

REX FAN 684 - Hahaha! Those are bloody marvelous! Thank you so much for sharing them! :)

How many spinosaurs does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero- trick question! They can't get through the cabinet to get the bulbs! ;)

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June 23, 2014

@Mr.Happy9097 I don't want to be the bad guy here, but Spinosaurus' diet was not ONLY fish. For what I know, their diet was mainly based on fish, but not RESTRICTED to it. They would hunt ,for example, some Ouranosaurus once in a while. Don't want to start an argument, just saying! ;)

Also, this thread is hilarious! Really funny pictures! Hope I can add an image later!

(Make that Ceratosaurus famous!)

"Its a Tyrannosaurus."

"I don't think so... It sounds bigger. It sounds like death; the destroyer of worlds...."

Lord Vader
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June 24, 2014

I know just as well as the next guy Spinojira, that Spino did not eat only fish. Like I said, a little joke never hurt anyone.

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June 24, 2014

@spinojira, that's the joke...Kind of an inside one at this point for the members that have been here a while...glad you liked it though.It was intended for a laugh like it is, not for anyone to get butthurt over

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June 24, 2014

Here's 2 more I did...

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98