Dinosaur Jokes

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Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-23-2014 12:25 PM

Yes, I do remember what happened last time we had a joke thread. I think we can all handle it however, so I thought "Why not?" I've got a few rules, don't worry, they're easy to follow.

1: Keep it clean. No cussing, nothing sexual, and don't imply it either

2: Be friendly. Don't get angry if you don't like a joke.

Just remember, if you don't like something you see here, vacate the topic ASAP. If this topic takes a turn for the worse, I will not hesitate to lock it, and neither will Rex Fan.

Remember guys, a little joke never hurt anyone, so enjoy.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

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@Mr.Happy9097 I don't want to be the bad guy here, but Spinosaurus' diet was not ONLY fish. For what I know, their diet was mainly based on fish, but not RESTRICTED to it. They would hunt ,for example, some Ouranosaurus once in a while. Don't want to start an argument, just saying! ;)

Also, this thread is hilarious! Really funny pictures! Hope I can add an image later!

(Make that Ceratosaurus famous!)

"Its a Tyrannosaurus."

"I don't think so... It sounds bigger. It sounds like death; the destroyer of worlds...."

Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-24-2014 3:23 AM

I know just as well as the next guy Spinojira, that Spino did not eat only fish. Like I said, a little joke never hurt anyone.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Carnosaur

MemberCompsognathusJun-24-2014 3:29 AM

@spinojira, that's the joke...Kind of an inside one at this point for the members that have been here a while...glad you liked it though.It was intended for a laugh like it is, not for anyone to get butthurt over

Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.

Rex Fan 684

MemberCompsognathusJun-24-2014 5:12 AM

Here's 2 more I did...

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98