The Last and Final Warning

@Smaug so you admit you're going to die???...

No, I think I'm just going to go soak in some molten gold before I eat barbecued dinosaur.

Eh, I'll send Link to kill you the first minute.

I actually can send him now...

You have no possible way of knowing where I am. Send your little creature, I'd like a snack

Eh, Link's companion can be located. Also Linkc an turn invisble and has a form where he literally turns into an immortal God and can kill any enemy with his sword, even without a weak spot.

And what is to stop me from gently gliding over him only to smash him with my foot?

he has a spell that has anunbreakble shield o you could crush him, your foot wouldn't be able to crush it.

Please reply, I am having lots of fun right now.

gently glide as in stealth, as in he won't know I'm here until he's already a red puddle.

It was a Pokemon reference.

Eh, his companion would immediately notify him. ANd he can't die in his form, also he has stuff that would immediately resurrect him once dead.

I don't think you can get bow and arrows in Pokemon...

I believe I can flyyyyyyyyy........

Heh, so you finally admit defeat?

I admit I can wait until the spell has worn off, then turn link into a red puddle.

Actually Link can obtain unlimited magical power.

No, but Ice type moves are x4 effective on Dragon/Flying types.

besides that, Smaug is on your side. Why, in the first place, would you give me advice on how to defeat a possibly very strong soldier?

That is a good point raptor...........

That is a good point UCMP.

FELLOW REBELS, THERE IS A TRAITOR AMONG US!

@Smaug, to which one of my points?

I was just making a joke god damn it and it probably wouldn't work anyway since Smaug isn't a pokemon, or is he? Hey, get over here! I wanna' try something. *Get's ready to throw a poke ball*

*Underbelly begins glowing*

*Throws Poke Ball*

*Poke ball is torn apart by the heat and flame*

Unless it's a Master Ball.

*Dies in a fiery flame (are there other kinds of flames?)*

I knew that I shouldn't have used that master Ball on a Caterpie.

but it's not :) it's a regular poke ball

This escalated quicky.

Well, then I throw one at you right now.

*Throws Master Ball

No seriously, I own you now...

Welcome to the DFA Smaug.

Alright im about to embark on a 2 hour journey we'll talk when I get back

Okay, by. Seriosuly, though.

I threw a Master Ball at you.

Welcome to the DFA.

Oh Sh*t! This isn't my fault, right?

Probably.

Well, basically,

Yes.

Don't worry, Smaug. We'll get you outta' there, one day, maybe, possibly, perhaps.

I may possibly exterminate him, heck, maybe I could exterminate him right now.

Just to clarify, I am being serious. I won't release Smaug from the Master Ball.

Pretty Please?!

You will Raptor, you will.

I WILL not release him. Seriosuly guys, give up, he's mine now.