Dinosaurs! WTF?

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MemberCompsognathusAugust 23, 20131032 Views10 Replies

[url=www.dinosaurswtf.com]Dinosaurs! WTF?[/url] Hi everybody. Dinosaurs want to eat all of us, our families, and our values. The only way to protect ourselves is to be ready. Check out the blog that covers the Conservative Dinosaur Readiness movement, dinosaurswtf.com. The blog discusses specific dinosaur plots against humanity, dinosaur news, and reader mail.

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August 23, 2013

velociraptors dont knock on doors....

Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way

Deltadromeus
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August 23, 2013

Nope, they just pick locks. We are all doomed to a velociraptor invasion anyways, so I'm just training them to hold and shoot dangerous guns. My profile pic is all you need to see.

Lord Vader
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August 23, 2013

I'm good. I can use a 12 gauge shotgun, and I have a big truck.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Deltadromeus
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August 23, 2013

And what does that have to do with surviving an army of velociraptor running at 55 mph carrying plasma blasters?

t-rex90
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August 23, 2013

Don't worry, I've already trained my pet T-Rex named Dragon to take care of them, had him ever since he was an infant.

Lord Vader
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August 23, 2013

That's a FAMAS Delta.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Makaveli7
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August 23, 2013

Crap. Well, I probably shouldn't have released my Giganotosaurus pack yesterday. They were my best chance at survival :,(

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August 23, 2013

You can borrow some of my Tyrannosaurus' if you want. I got half a dozen of them and a dozen of Albertosaurus' and a dozen Ceratosaurus'.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

t-rex90
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August 23, 2013

I'll take them lol.

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August 23, 2013

You don't stand a chance against my elite special operations raptors... (they can use all firearms :3)

Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way