Favorite Jurassic Park Quotes

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My favorite quote from Jurassic Park and possibly the most famous one is, "Life, will find a way," Malcom. Other ones I like are... Spared no expense- Hammond Taking dinosaurs of this island is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas- Malcom Clever Girl- Muldoon Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend- Malcom I really hate that man- Hammond Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists- Malcom Welcome... to Jurassic Park- Hammond Find Nedry! Check the vending machines- Hammond Hold onto your butts- Arnold This is how you play god- Grant some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions- Grant Let's get this moveable feast on the way- Tembo Roland Tembo: The Rex was just fed, so it won't stalk us for food. Ian Malcolm: Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might want to show a little respect, the man saved our lives by giving his. Roland Tembo: Then his troubles are over. My point is, the predators don't hunt when they're not hungry. Nick Van Owen: No, only humans do. Roland Tembo: Oh, you're breaking our hearts. Saddle up! Let's get this moveable feast on the way! Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator that ever lived. Second greatest predator must take it down- Tembo Sorry if I took all the good ones. They just stuck out in my mind. If you can think of any other good ones, post em. If not, then feel free to comment on the ones I posted.

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June 22, 2013

I liked the Pirates of the Carribean one from Malcom. Which movie is the greatest predator and the second greatest. Assuming the third on (greatest = Spino, second = Rex)

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June 22, 2013

No the second. Roland Tembo was talking about hunting the Tyrannosaurus. Greatest- Tyrannosaurus 2nd Greatest- Humans

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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June 22, 2013

Ok. Even the people realized that Rex was superior to them (with the supplies they had). Take away everything from man, then what could they do to Rex? Besides feed it of course. Exercise when they run away maybe.

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June 22, 2013

Kind of like your cover pic. The Jurassic Park trilogy has some great quotes. I thought of another one from Hammond that I loved... I don't blame people for their mistakes. But I do ask that they pay for them.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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June 22, 2013

That us a good one. Kinda like "We don't blame cars for drunk drivers, so why blame guns for violent criminals?" The Nedry quote about the vending machine was funny.

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June 22, 2013

I loved that one. It lightened the mood in a very serious scene, haha

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June 22, 2013

"people dont kill people, guns kill people..." "toast dont toast toast, toast toast's toast" oh wait wrong discussion topic ummm "yeah first its all ooo and ah but then later theres running and screaming" 'your going to the only place in the world where the geese chase you pal" * i think this is a slight lie because when i was little i got attacked by a goose.... it was in the tall grass....* "its just a slight problem with the park, when they opened disney world in the fifties nothing worked--" "yes but john when the pirates of the Caribbean ride breaks down the pirates dont eat the tourists " and the most famous one of the franchise, "life cannot be contained, life breaks free crashes through barriers sometimes harmfull maybe even painfully, but uh there it is..." "there it is" "no no no, what im simply trying to say is, life. finds. a. way."

Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way

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June 22, 2013

I think "Clever girl" is one of those movie moments that will go down in movie history (like the Rex's last roar in the first movie).

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June 23, 2013

Yeah. Did you know that the scene with the Brachiosaurus is ranked as the 28th most magical scene in movie history? Awesome right? It was a really good moment in Jurassic Park. Almost as good as the Tyrannosaurus finale.

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June 23, 2013

"Either way, we probably won't make it off this island alive." -Alan Grant, JPIII I love how he says this quote to the freaked out Kirby's with his we're-going-to-die, half-smile on his face!! Makes me laugh every time I watch it.

"Either way, you probably won't get off this island alive."

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June 23, 2013

That was pretty good too.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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June 24, 2013

You're forgetting "God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs"-Ian Malcolm.

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June 26, 2013

"Dinosaur eats man, and woman inherits the Earth"- Ellie Sattler

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June 29, 2013

I was watching TLW last night, and one I found entertaining was "Did you find him" - I forget who said this "Only the parts they didn't like" - Tembo

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June 29, 2013

Malcom said that I think. Nice one.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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June 30, 2013

Tim "I hate trees" Lex "They don't bother me" Tim "Ya, well you weren't in the last one." Also the famous Dr. Grant saying, "Don't move a muscle" I also like, "Don't go into the long grass." Don't know who said it, but it is great. Ellie Sattlers quote "Dinosaurs eat man, women inherit the earth."

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June 30, 2013

I said the Sattler one too. I love how the guy said "Don't go in the long grass!" as he runs into the long grass. Another one I found funny was in TLW, "There's a dinosaur in our backyard." The kid, Ben I think. And then the mother goes and blames the fish tank light (mom logic, LOL).

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June 30, 2013

That was funny. TLW was a little out there with the Rex rampaging in San Diego, but it was kind of cool/funny.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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June 30, 2013

If you ask me, the T-Rex rampage in San Diego shows that human stupidity is endless (it is also possible though). Same with the scene in the cargo hold when Peter was chasing the baby Rex, than tries to run past the Rex . There was one near the beginning from Malcom, I think it went like, "You're trying to cover up the deaths of three people." I remember that one because four people were killed on Nublar (Nedry, Arnold, the lawyer, and Muldoon). Could that be foreshadowing of some sort. If you ask me, Muldoon had the best chance at survival. Nerdy locked in the vehicle, Arnold's arm found, and the lawyer found in pieces. We never actually saw if Muldoon was killed. I think it would be awesome if Muldoon returned. Something he could say is, "Seen it all, killed it all."

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June 30, 2013

That would be one of the newest famous quotes. Technically, they never did mention if they knew Nedry was killed. They may have assumed and they could know, but they never did find the body, in the movie that is.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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