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Okay, by. Seriosuly, though.

I threw a Master Ball at you.

Welcome to the DFA.

Alright im about to embark on a 2 hour journey we'll talk when I get back

This escalated quicky.

Well, then I throw one at you right now.

*Throws Master Ball

No seriously, I own you now...

Welcome to the DFA Smaug.

*Dies in a fiery flame (are there other kinds of flames?)*

I knew that I shouldn't have used that master Ball on a Caterpie.

but it's not :) it's a regular poke ball

Unless it's a Master Ball.

*Throws Poke Ball*

*Poke ball is torn apart by the heat and flame*

*Underbelly begins glowing*

FELLOW REBELS, THERE IS A TRAITOR AMONG US!

@Smaug, to which one of my points?

I was just making a joke god damn it and it probably wouldn't work anyway since Smaug isn't a pokemon, or is he? Hey, get over here! I wanna' try something. *Get's ready to throw a poke ball*

That is a good point raptor...........

That is a good point UCMP.

besides that, Smaug is on your side. Why, in the first place, would you give me advice on how to defeat a possibly very strong soldier?

I admit I can wait until the spell has worn off, then turn link into a red puddle.

Actually Link can obtain unlimited magical power.

No, but Ice type moves are x4 effective on Dragon/Flying types.

I don't think you can get bow and arrows in Pokemon...

I believe I can flyyyyyyyyy........

Heh, so you finally admit defeat?

Eh, his companion would immediately notify him. ANd he can't die in his form, also he has stuff that would immediately resurrect him once dead.

They will still work, though.

It was a Pokemon reference.

I'm the type of guy who really, deep down from the bottom of my heart, doesn't give a sh!t. Invisiblility spells and magic and sh!t, such an original idea. 

gently glide as in stealth, as in he won't know I'm here until he's already a red puddle.

he has a spell that has anunbreakble shield o you could crush him, your foot wouldn't be able to crush it.

Please reply, I am having lots of fun right now.

And what is to stop me from gently gliding over him only to smash him with my foot?

Eh. He still can. You compies could train for a million years but they will still die with one hit.

What else was I supposed to roll my eyes at?

Eh, Link's companion can be located. Also Linkc an turn invisble and has a form where he literally turns into an immortal God and can kill any enemy with his sword, even without a weak spot.

till, I have a weapon that can kill them all with one hit... Did you not read that?

*Rolls eyes*

This was litterally months ago. The training is nearly complete now. After 200 days, they are almost ready.

You have no possible way of knowing where I am. Send your little creature, I'd like a snack

Wow... I read that FAST...

I now have a new member of my army, who can kill all those compies with one hit...

No, I think I'm just going to go soak in some molten gold before I eat barbecued dinosaur.

Eh, I'll send Link to kill you the first minute.

I actually can send him now...

I know, and April Fools is a joke. When have I LIED just for the sake of lying?